monkey night

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail

monkey night by turban man May 13, 2005

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Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them

Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!

Night Monkey by Nicky J! April 23, 2009

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night monkey

a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them

Last night Matt night monkeyed me and it was quite awkward

night monkey by M.att August 13, 2006

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mississippi night monkey

a white kid that knows his shit about cars, lazy, and likes to do shit at night.. its a combination of a mississippi wind chime + midnight at noon + porch monkey = mississippi night monkey...

Nick Roland is a mississippi night monkey !!

mississippi night monkey by azzy brown February 15, 2007

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mickey money night

When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money on the kids, the first tuesday of every month.

Bob the taximan can't bloody wait for mickey money night

mickey money night by Rubber-can February 19, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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