monkey chic 

The new fashion trend of wearing a monkey, or any monkey paraphanilia. Trend originated in NYC and is popular among hipsters and fashionistas alike. Best combined with blouses, pantaloons and/or bifocals.

Omg, did you see the monkey that Jen was wearing around her neck? It was tre monkey chic.

monkey chic by smoney99 October 14, 2009

monkey chick 

Female that enjoys/craves wild uninhibited sex, and/or actions and sounds during sex that the observer would consider to be imitating a monkey.

"Me Tarzan, you Cheeta!" =0P (...if Tarzan had a thing for monkey chicks or female monkies)

"Duuude, when we were getting it on she turned into a real monkey chick!"

monkey chick by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

monkey chick 

chick that looks like a monkey

monkey chick has nice ass

monkey chick by Ninjalo March 11, 2004

chicken monkey 

chicken monkey: (n) an amusing, easygoing, fresh, funny, lively, playful, whimsical individual who people find interesting and can always predict that they'll make them either surprised or laugh by their humourous nature and sometimes, childlike behaviour, arousing a range of emotions from astonishment to shock.

It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.

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1. "You're such a chicken monkey, I can't believe you did that!" remarked Jane upon finding out how John got himself suspended from school.

2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."

3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"

chicken monkey by Hibo Hussein October 18, 2008

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

Chicky Monkey 

A super cool and sexy girl only associates with the pimpiest chicken butts.

Damn, I gotta hit that chicky monkey!

Chicky Monkey by Chicken244Butt March 15, 2010

chicken monkey 

any small animal that is fun to play with.

where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.

chicken monkey by cp January 9, 2004