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monkey bubble 

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.
I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.
monkey bubble by cronix April 29, 2004
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monkey bubble 

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
monkey bubble by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025

bubble monkey 

a bubble monkey is a monkey made of things such as bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.
i had a dream last night that i was walking round this crazy museum village where this bus came every minute packed full of people. i looked down and my really nice shoes were gone so i asked my friend if he could help me find them but he told me nobody ever finds their shoes in this village-this dream did not feature bubble monkeys.
bubble monkey by rathsangatas drink January 25, 2005

monkey spunk bubble 

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want
ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

Monkey bubbles 

When a cuss word just would not be appropriate, a good conversation stopper, "Monkey Bubbles!", will cause your friends to pause.

Harmless replacement word for crude, harsh words like fuck, bullshit, asshole, etc.
Someone is telling just an unbelievable pack of lies. You recognize it as total bullshit, but you take the higher road, "Monkey Bubbles!".

John is at the annual family picnic. In front of granny, sweet aunt martha at the youngest cousins ages 3-7, something incredibly heavy hits his toes. "Monkey Bubbles!" It gives him something to scream out, yet still does not offend anyone in the party.
Monkey bubbles by the infamous lj December 15, 2010

monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it
"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"
monkey-bibble by Eddy October 18, 2003

bubble money

A form of currency for the poor who do not have any money.
John- "Bro, lets order pizza. I'll pay."
Kyle- "With what? Bubble money?"
bubble money by JackSquat42 December 7, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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