mongel 

Derogatory term used as an adjective to describe someone who is retarded.

"He is mongel!"

mongel by VAssNoff May 5, 2019

mongel 

Some shit that's supposed to be the February 2019 word of the month but it doesn't even have a fucking definition

Have you heard of the "word" mongel?

mongel by Rectaldestroyer February 12, 2019

Mongel 

Mongel means retard and no it's not mongrel they're different words

That guy is such a mongel

Mongel by Gh the sheep shagger September 27, 2019

mongel 

I don't even know what a mongel is, I just wanted to be the first person to give a definition to it.

Mongel shouldn't be used it a sentence. It means nothing.

mongel by foilgrilledchicken February 12, 2019

cock mongel 

this is a kid that seems nomal on the out side but when he stays the night at your house he jacks you off wile you asleep an when you ejaculate he gargles your cum, spits it on your chest then gives you a dirty sanchez an when you wake he says that it was your dog

cody:dude some one blew ther load on me and gave me a dirty sanchez

drew:wasnt me man it must ov been your dog

cody:why is ther jizz on your cheek an you finger smell like ass?

drew:huh?

cody:you fucking cock mongel(cody beats drew's ass)

cock mongel by coleton and josh June 26, 2007

Ass Mongel 

A combination of two words that mean two different things when used on there own but mean nothing when put together. To be honest with you I dont even think Mongel is a word.

Hey Ass Mongel, How you doen?
-Dear Ass Mongel
--Ass Mongel!!

Ass Mongel by The Activity Mate June 28, 2009

Botox-Mongol 

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.

- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."

Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021