monf 

An insult, similar to mong, but less vindictive. Cheeky northern monkeys are monfs!!!

ANGIE you are a monf!!!

monf by liz April 9, 2005

1st of da monf 

First of the month, when welfare checks are received in the mail and generally spent on drugs and malt liquor. Popularized by the Mid-1990's rap group "Bone Thugz in Harmony" with their song "First of da Month"

Ya gotta wake up wake up wake up, its da first of da mooonnfff

1st of da monf by Busy Bone August 4, 2003

Mike monfee 

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

Mike monfee by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

Monfer 

The portmanteau that shippers of Glee actors Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith use as a name for the couple. Although they haven't been confirmed as a couple as of yet, there is quite a bit of evidence that heavily points towards it potentially being true (ie, the fact that they spend an inordinate amount of time together or near each other, their seemingly more-than-just-friendly interactions, and the touchy-feely nature of their relationship, seen in numerous photographs and gifs), and many believe that they are already a couple, and have been for quite some time. Name originates from the amalgamation of both their last names - 'Mon' from Monteith, "Fer" from Colfer.

Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer are just too cute together. I am a total Monfer shipper!

Person 1: Guess what? Another Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith interview just came out!
Person 2: I know, I saw it! Did you see how much Monfer was in there???

Monfer by carcar2110 December 31, 2010

monfoon

A stupid person.

See this monfoon!
Why do you have to be such a monfoon?

monfoon by maver!q March 5, 2019

Monfay 

Monfay is a replacement word. Its meaning depends on the situation.

Definition 1:
shut the monfay up.

Definition 2:
your so monfay.

Monfay by monfayisourword July 18, 2010

Monflanquin 

A picturesque village in the south of France, otherwise known as the centre of the world!
It's main features include three bakers, education facilities for ages 0 to 15, three hotels, an industrial estate and an eye-sore of a carpark! Constantly buzzing with campagnarde gossip and fun, don't miss out on an opportunity to visit this historical spot!
Upon visiting do not forget to sample some of the local foie gras accompanied with 69cent wine.

Monflanquin, my kind of village

Monflanquin by la petite franglaise January 23, 2011