First of the month, when welfare checks are received in the mail and generally spent on drugs and malt liquor. Popularized by the Mid-1990's rap group "Bone Thugz in Harmony" with their song "First of da Month"

Ya gotta wake up wake up wake up, its da first of da mooonnfff

1st of da monf by Busy Bone August 4, 2003

Related Words

Monfay • Monfort • monfu • monf • monfasani • monfeeyy • Monfer • monfey • Monfff • Monflanquin

Mike monfee

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

Mike monfee by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

Monfer

The portmanteau that shippers of Glee actors Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith use as a name for the couple. Although they haven't been confirmed as a couple as of yet, there is quite a bit of evidence that heavily points towards it potentially being true (ie, the fact that they spend an inordinate amount of time together or near each other, their seemingly more-than-just-friendly interactions, and the touchy-feely nature of their relationship, seen in numerous photographs and gifs), and many believe that they are already a couple, and have been for quite some time. Name originates from the amalgamation of both their last names - 'Mon' from Monteith, "Fer" from Colfer.

Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer are just too cute together. I am a total Monfer shipper!

Person 1: Guess what? Another Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith interview just came out!
Person 2: I know, I saw it! Did you see how much Monfer was in there???

Monfer by carcar2110 December 31, 2010

monfoon

A stupid person.

See this monfoon!
Why do you have to be such a monfoon?

monfoon by maver!q March 5, 2019

Monfay

Monfay is a replacement word. Its meaning depends on the situation.

Definition 1:
shut the monfay up.

Definition 2:
your so monfay.

Monfay by monfayisourword July 18, 2010

Monflanquin

A picturesque village in the south of France, otherwise known as the centre of the world!
It's main features include three bakers, education facilities for ages 0 to 15, three hotels, an industrial estate and an eye-sore of a carpark! Constantly buzzing with campagnarde gossip and fun, don't miss out on an opportunity to visit this historical spot!
Upon visiting do not forget to sample some of the local foie gras accompanied with 69cent wine.

Monflanquin, my kind of village

Monflanquin by la petite franglaise January 23, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026