monad

A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors

A list is an example of a monad

by coding-kitten September 13, 2020

monad

A mohawk shaven into one's pubic hair.

I was walking around the YMCA locker room and this guy was totally rockin' the monad.

by Poe Nads January 23, 2009

monad

The singular forum of the word gonads. To have only one testicle.

Hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.

by BURNiN4TOR August 5, 2005

monad

it's a gay sex position engaged in between college professors and computer science students
everyone who has a masters in computer science has performed it

A: Hey B, apparently the prof is gonna have a lesson on monad with us. Do you know what that is?
B:Sorry A, i got no clue. We will just have to wait till next Monday.

by TheComfyToilet October 22, 2020

monad

n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.

"Geez, what a monad."
"Man, that guy sure is a monad."
"Jay, you are a monad."

by reacher November 11, 2004

monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 25, 2003

Monad

The belief that everything is in fact one thing and that all apparent separations or differences are either illusionary or irrelevant.
Pythagoras's concept of a divine singularity and or unity.

A) Hey Bro I hit my head and got permanent brain damage so now I believe everything is a single Monad .
B) "All is one" is the stupidest idea to come out of Full Metal Alchemist.
A) Well, as I have mentioned, I am now severely mentally disabled, so give me a break here.
B) At least you don't think that "everything and everyone is god" somehow.
A) HAHAHA... actually, I kind of do...
B) Wow you really have lost a lot of brain function!

by Lord_nether October 31, 2021