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A mohawk shaven into one's pubic hair.
I was walking around the YMCA locker room and this guy was totally rockin' the monad.
monad by Poe Nads January 23, 2009
The singular forum of the word gonads. To have only one testicle.
Hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.
monad by BURNiN4TOR August 30, 2005
it's a gay sex position engaged in between college professors and computer science students
everyone who has a masters in computer science has performed it
A: Hey B, apparently the prof is gonna have a lesson on monad with us. Do you know what that is?
B:Sorry A, i got no clue. We will just have to wait till next Monday.
monad by TheComfyToilet October 22, 2020
n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.
"Geez, what a monad."
"Man, that guy sure is a monad."
"Jay, you are a monad."
monad by reacher November 11, 2004
Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.
Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.
monad by David Tobey June 24, 2003
A unit of cyclical time.

Consciousness.
A moment is a unit of linear time.

A monad is a unit of CYCLICAL time.
monad by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018