| 1. | cuff the carrot | ||
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cuff the carrot = to fearcefully tug your noodle in a mean,revengeful manner "Harmon cuff the carrot so often,He start's topics about it on message boards"
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| 2. | momcuff | ||
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A mom holding a kid's hands/writsts/elbows behind their back while pushing them out of a door. The step before givin' a whoopin' A kid was misbehaving at the bowling alley and his mom momcuffed him muttering "I've had enough of you"
"If you don't get out that door, I'm gonna momcuff you" |
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| 3. | cuck a sock | ||
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when you take a sock and cuff it into a ball mom: steveee go cuck a sock
steve: im busy with ice queen mom:but wut about wendy steve:fuck you |
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| 4. | boxing the clown | ||
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to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!
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| 5. | finger cuff | ||
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When you and a buddy are railin a bitch an yer hittin it doggy an he is gettin dome Dude remember last night when we finger cuffed that hoe on tha rocking stool
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| 6. | Lazy Susan | ||
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A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices. "Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"
"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night". |
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| 7. | fashole | ||
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A mom who tries to dress younger than she should and ends up looking like Special K from Breakin' Did you see her with the baggy orange pants with one cuff pushed above her knee? What a fashole! She's over 45.
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