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1.
A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.
Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?
by HeavySaucer February 01, 2013
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Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Barry Does The Moistening March 06, 2014
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