10 definitions by daveuk123

poshtard

A person who is considered as posh but at the same time is a fucking idiot.

That guy is related to the Queen or something, but man is he stupid, he's a poshtard

by daveuk123 May 3, 2021

hurpfully

Slang for hopefully

Well hurpfully I can get back to you later today.

by daveuk123 March 15, 2018

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

Nouvelle cuisine

Fuck all food
A very small amount of food

Nouvelle cuisine, french for fuck all

by daveuk123 June 16, 2023

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 April 25, 2018

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 April 19, 2018

veganati

The organisation of militant vegans, pushing their ideology on everyone through a sustained campaign of meateater bashing and telling the world their lifestyle choice.

"Christ look out, the Veganati are out in force today"

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021