Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.
When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.
When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.
"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 4, 2009
by Tom March 5, 2004
1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
by TommyOkktane December 31, 2004
The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her
by DerekBennett April 3, 2014
by ChesterTM May 9, 2015