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Mobile is strictly for those blessed by God to be born in a zip code beginning with 366. The birthplace of Mardi Gras, Jimmy Buffett, and Hank Aaron. High school frats and sororities. Situated perfectly between the water and the woods, no town in America can approach the undeniable superiority that Mobile exudes. New Orleans, Savannah, and Charleston may be pretty cool- for a weekend, but none of them can match the sheer greatness of Mobile and its citizens. So wear your Costa del Mar's, top siders, and Barbour jacket proudly. Drive your Tahoe through the intersection of Old Shell and McGregor, and have a cold beer from your ice chest and put it in a hugger at the Dick. Spend your entire winter break at Pat and DD's just because you can. And always remember, you are better than everyone fr...om anywhere else without exception, and if they beg to differ, ask if their town has a battleship? DIDN'T THINK SO.
Where is the most perfect city in the south?

Mobile of course!
by arc1986 March 22, 2011
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The British and Australian term for cell phone.
by Natalie Joy May 25, 2007
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having a car & being able to drive places .
Can be referred to if your dealer can drive & deliver places . (:
amy ; "ayyyy, you mobile? i needa dub !"
mac ; "yeah , where you at ?"
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a city in lower alabama between florida and new orleans. alabama's 2nd largest city, area code 251. homeplace of no money records and rednecks. see hell.
going to mobile
by the devil July 13, 2003
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The best city in the United States of America. Home to the select few people who make this country not collapse such as the several people who found a real leprechaun and Antoine Dodson who is currently protecting the whole town from a rapist.
A: Watch this news video from Mobile, Alabama. It's amazing.
B: Of course it is. Mobile is the funniest and greatest place ever.
by RomeDome August 02, 2010
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A codename for virgin, originating from "Virgin Mobile."
Person 1: "Are you mobile?"

Person 2: "Um.... Yeah?"

Person 1: "Haha!"
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Derived from the phone service 'Virgin Mobile', used in the place of the word 'Virgin' in awkward situations. The opposite being 'immobile'.
"Patty, are...are you...mobile?"
"Well, actually, I had intercourse with Tom."
"So, I guess you're immobile then."
by Geena-ish January 30, 2006
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