Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
by rikki-bobbi November 5, 2009
A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
by jsd9632 January 30, 2012
A term for a vehicle thats often used for trap purposes. Popularized by the Beech, some say he invented it.
by onlycorrects February 28, 2020
by umpirestrikesback June 22, 2005
A old sedan type vehicle often featuring huge shiny rims, hydrolics, large speakers, and a random black person behind the wheel.
by Joeproson April 5, 2011
Kevin : The credit card company told me I didn't have to make a payment for 12 months. I just got my first bill and there is a late charge on it.
Denny : You just got T-mobiled
Denny : You just got T-mobiled
by King03 August 13, 2012
noun.
The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
That guy in the suit was frantically typing away on his blackberry until we reached the end of the line. When the train doors opened he was struck by Mobile Dementia and started looking around like he wasn't sure he was suppose to be on a train in the first place. Instead of stepping aside to let the rest of us off, he spun around in circles and slowly made his way to the stairs. He made it all the way to the top when the mobile dementia wore off and he realized he had missed his stop and needed to go back.
by Pop Culture Guru March 5, 2010