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Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.
I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!
Mistercarriage by Freon January 12, 2015

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"
She got caught misterbating about her professor during class
misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

MasterPath 

MasterPath is a spiritual path that exists purely for the soul of the individual. It teaches one how to go inside, collect one's spiritual currents, and ultimately realize the full expression of soul's innate divinity culminating in Self, Spirit, and God realization.

MasterPath has its roots in the Light and Sound, which has existed at all times and across cultures. In these teachings there is always a Sat Guru, which means true teacher. He presents the teachings through writings and seminars, and lovingly assists students through initiation into the Light and Sound.

Mystics and Saints over time have called the Sound Current the Word, the Music of the Spheres, the Shabd, and the language of the Soul. These words describe the eternal energy that exists at the third eye. References to this spiritual current are found in the works of Socrates, Rumi, Hafiz, Nanak, and more recently Sawan Singh Ji.

MasterPath was founded by Param Saint Sri Gary Olsen in 1987. He is a Sat Guru of the Light and Sound who emphasizes contemplation over meditation for the western mind.
The Master student relationship on a true Light and Sound path such as MasterPath is one of boundless love. All help is given both inwardly and outwardly. If one takes an entire lifetime to recognize a true Master it is a life well lived.
MasterPath by lovethetruth November 7, 2013

Mistersmile 

Mistersmile: Defined as a totally unoriginal and ridiculous name.
Seems to come from the mother of the named person.

Mistersmile (as a person) Might be very strange, mean or even cruel even though his name brings humoristic sense.

Mistersmile (as an object) Would be some kind of gun, or sexual toy.

Is also defined as a Computer geek.
'' Oh my god Mommy! How should I name my hotmail account!? ''
'' Wow.. Mistersmile iz dat cumming frum ur mommy? lolol ''
'' Mistersmile: I might be named Mistersmile, but don't take that as a fact or I might keel u! ''
'' Hey! Say CHEEZE!! (gun shot) ''
'' Hey Cassie!! Pass me my Mistersmile please :D ''
Mistersmile by Mistersmile December 11, 2008
Misterm not to be confused with mister or misterm (not a capital M) is a term used to address someone's favorite male content creator. This term is mostly used by long term viewers, good friends or first time viewers.
Hey Misterm, how have you been?
Misterm by AverageJones December 23, 2022

To MisterProducer 

To MisterProducer something is a playful and informal phrase that means to produce or create something in a manner that embodies the characteristics or style associated with the persona of Mister Producer also know as Andrew Tate. It implies adopting a confident, unconventional, and determined approach to the production process.
I'm going to MisterProducer this event by bringing in live performances, interactive installations, and a bold marketing campaign.