Top Definition
to accidentally destroy your shorts while stepping into them, for instance, catching your big toe in the dick hole while pulling on your boxers, tearing them apart.
Phillip was careful not to mirge his jean shorts while putting them on before the annual drunk whiffle ball game.
#rip #tear #merge #margie #timmy
by drjim78 July 23, 2012
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