mirge 

to accidentally destroy your shorts while stepping into them, for instance, catching your big toe in the dick hole while pulling on your boxers, tearing them apart.

Phillip was careful not to mirge his jean shorts while putting them on before the annual drunk whiffle ball game.

mirge by drjim78 July 23, 2012

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Margetisum

A person in a state of extreme depression, but memeified.

"Why does Luke always look so depressed?"
"Because he has Margetisum"

Margetisum by SkinnyChickenNoodle May 15, 2018

margerund 

A word that is a noun but that functions as a verb. The inverse of a gerund.

Examples of margerund usage:
1. I am googling the definition.
2. Do you Yahoo?
3. Please parent your child.
4. Phone me.

margerund by Thechoop-verified July 17, 2018

Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009