Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.
Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.
by The Spike February 22, 2007
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When you chop your dick into little pieces and then feed it to your girl.
"I'm making dinner tonight."

"what are you making?"

"Miami mincer. My girl wants something new and exotic."
by BiigFrahh July 3, 2014
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A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.
I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.
by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022
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A lady usually 80+ that shreds all the nans at the local RSL. Can go by the names Mad Dog Margret, Sheryl the Shredder, Dona the Destroyer or Betty Bingo.
oi ur nans full a bingo mincer, left my nan shane with a hip replacement after her fire bingo switch plays.
by Bingo nan Banger March 19, 2017
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Someone who messes about with the same sex’s bumhole
Person 1: Mate are you a batty mincer?

Person 2: Yeah massive batty mincer?

Person 1: Nice Cal
by Mr hello there baby September 14, 2018
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An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.
Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"
by Colm and Kako August 10, 2006
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Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..
"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"
by MC Buff mah dome November 9, 2008
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