minge mincer 

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

minge mincer by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

Minge miner 

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

Minge miner by Minge miner May 17, 2016

Mince and cheese pie 

Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.

Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.

Mince and cheese pie by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 15, 2017

mince words 

To pull one's punches in the verbal sense in order to not offend.

Yeah I said it. I'm not going to mince words with you. If you don't like it then take a hike.

mince words by Reuben D. January 8, 2008

mints or mince

A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!

Mints or mince?

Mints.

Correct!

mints or mince by Chelvis Presley June 30, 2016

prodding the mince 

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat

"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"

prodding the mince by raggedy ass mofo October 28, 2008

string of mince 

When ones clitoris protrudes out from ones vaginal flaps.

Dave:"Ah mate that lass lastnite had a proper hanging mot like?"

Leanne:"Eee man a string of mince everything should be nice a tucked away"

string of mince by Dr Obson November 10, 2007