midfing
In response to somebody asking you to show up at a 6:00 AM meeting- you might send back the one word response "midfing".
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Mudfinger
The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.
Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.
Midinger
Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger
Midinger by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020
MILFing
When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.
The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
mississippi mudfinger
Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.
The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.
mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003
Milfing
The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
Milfing by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011
Midding
Midding is the process of setting your status as invisible on a social media site such as Discord. Can be used either to talk without letting people know you're online or for lurking.
"Sometimes I set my status to invisible cuz I don't want my ex to know I'm online"
"Dude, you're totally midding!"
"Dude, you're totally midding!"
Midding by KatsuraCerci May 20, 2019