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2 definitions by Conian

 
1.
You have an idea, you 'put it out there' for the world to hear or see or read on the internet, proud that you have thought of something that no one else has noticed before, you're sharp, you're tuned in and you wait for the adoration of the masses when they asses your idea and say 'wow.. you're right... that's amazing!'
...... but sadly what has actually happened is you have said something incredibly dumb, and someone is just about to point it out to you very publicly, THIS is you Ambiwlans Moment.

See the word 'Ambiwlans' for the first Ambiwlans Moment from the legendary JamesTigerWoods
Steve - I've an idea for making cars more efficient with battery power... when I was a kid my lights on my bike were powered by a dynamo which was rested on the tyre, in a less crude way couldn't this work on your car?

Ben - You mean like the alternator?
Con - Nice ambiwlans moment Steve!
by Conian September 21, 2010
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2.
When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!
by Conian February 02, 2010
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