Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?
Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese
Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made!
*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*
Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.