3 definitions by televox

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A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff!
#microwave #clock #nuker #cook #food #oven
by televox May 03, 2007
A town in Ontario, Canada, about 30 minutes south-west of Barrie and an hour north of Toronto. Is full of Hondroids and 15 year old middle-class white kids that dress like they're black gangbangers from the ghetto, but would probably piss their pants and cry if a fake-ass white gangbanger from Toronto even looked at them.
It is famous for being the birthplace of Sir Fredrick Banting, the inventor of insulin, who coincidently was also the last person born in Alliston with an IQ over 80.
It is also famous for the Potato-Fest, a yearly festival to celebrate the approaching harvest of local growers marijuana crops. Also featured at the Festival is the consumption of large amounts of alcohol, which may or may not be vodka, which may or may not be made from potatoes. As far as anyone can tell this is what the festival was originally named for.
guy: want to go to Alliston with me?

girl: Why?

guy: You're right...
#alliston #potatoes #drug abuse #low iq #inbred #honda #hondroid #beeton
by televox March 15, 2007
Plant worker at Honda Canada Manufacturing in Alliston, Ontario, Canada. You will recognize them by their identical white uniforms, lack of respect for common driving conventions, and bubble of inflated ego that surrounds most of them. They are often spotted in local bars trying to impress girls by telling them they work at Honda. This often works because most Alliston women are Whonda-Whores who will suck a guys dick if he's even drove past the Honda plant.
guy: That fucker just cut me off!!!

2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...

girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!
#honda #hondroid #alliston #hcm #civic
by televox March 15, 2007
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