A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.
I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.
by Thuza February 16, 2006
Damn man, Mike Hawk is sore from last night
Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD
Don't you just like Mike Hawk
Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD
Don't you just like Mike Hawk
by Darien the brinter. February 3, 2009
i like mike hawk
by i am not taking this serious March 28, 2021
mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock
by cokehain June 16, 2023
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 6, 2022
Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*
John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"
Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.
John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"
Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.
by mikehawksmall June 3, 2009