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The most fuckiest person in the world. is terrible in bed. small dick. has no self asteem. dumps girls for no fucking reason. ugly short stock of broccoli. lovees alexis emilys and anas. likes three sums. Fucks himself at. good friend
A: "hey michael, what are you doing tonight?"
M: "fucking my self, three sum
by youdeserveitbitch. April 16, 2010
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That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010
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A homosexual, who loves the dick in their mouth and ass, he spits the cum, swallows on some occasions! Has tried it on an airplane. Also loves horses, and hates Chinese and Asians.
Michael look at those Asians
by Mystery-Man.69 October 23, 2011
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Weirdest person on the planet and steals peoples phones!!!
Michael stole my phone!
by cool kid 1237684806504 December 12, 2011
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Michael is a creepy guy so be careful approaching one. Personalities on Michaels can differ from a homosexual to a future psychopath. If you are in a relationship with a Michael or know one, keep a distance or find out there back story. You never know what there actions can lead to. If your miss or mr popular, take a massive step back from michaels for they can drag your reputation down faster than you can ran away from a Michael when he chases you home.
Bella: oh my god heather! A Michael just stole my money and squirting his face puss all over my arms!

Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...
by HeatherT February 25, 2014
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The kid at the party that nobody wants to talk to or be around. You also dont know why he is here or who invited him. Most likely wears sweatshirts for all seasons. Person that pisses everywhere when he's drunk.
Someone: "Its 90 degrees, why does that kid have a sweatshirt on?" Other Guy: "Oh Thats A Michael." Someone: "Im sorry to hear that."

Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge."

Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"
by An angry boy August 03, 2011
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He's a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around him. He only cares about sex. But he has a great sense of humor.
Wow he's being such a Michael
by Jenna Bryant January 31, 2017
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