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Usually blonde or brunette. A sweet and genuine guy when you're alone with him. But tends to be at least a little different when both you are around other people. Good taste in music. Drummer. On the other hand, he cheats and makes out with most of the color guard as well as others. Has a girl best friend. His best friend seems to have a major crush on him but won't admit it.
Person: Michael's a good kisser but can't go out with him since he cheats.
by KarliSteph April 17, 2013

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BIGGEST, BADDEST BITCH AROUND!
damn michael, you're so fucking hot. I CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE YO DICK WHEN YO SLEEPIN.
by mellow_jellow November 23, 2010

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A selfish jerk who plays girls and only thinks about himself. He is perverted and just likes to have girls attention. He will tell you he loves you one day and the next break your heart. He is the typical kind of douche that a ton of girls fall for, but end up with broken hearts. He can be sweet and charming, but he has a dark side. Although you may fall for his good looks, you want to stay away from people like him
Girl: OMG that guy is SO hot
Friend: Ew no dont fall for him, he is a total Michael
by Experienced Dude March 17, 2013

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Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.
Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?"
CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"
by oscarMEYERCOX January 09, 2011

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A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex
That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom
by Harriet Joness September 01, 2013

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The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.
Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."

Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
by fuckmichaellewwww August 15, 2011

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manipulating and seducing girls to like him, michael can be best described as a selfish cynical and essentially a character of sinister. Michael will have no self determination to attempt to succeed in society as he is more focused on the chase of "getting far with women" his desires are controlled by the want of sexual activity with women. He does not have respect for women and lacks the ability to tell the truth, but succeeds in hurting and replacing the truth with his lies. Michaels from my experience have many personalities problems and have a lack of commitment.
My dick needs chicks, michael is a cunt
by Jessica Smithy July 13, 2011

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