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Michael is a person with a twisted, but great sense of humor. For example: He'll fool you into thinking he has never seen a cow. Why? Just because he is Michael.

He is crazy smart (probably speaks Russian or some other crazy-hard language), but refuses to acknowledge it or let others compliment him on his intelligence.

Michael is straight-forward and knows what he wants in life. Most likely, he'll end up as an engineer or become a CEO.
Michael is the type of person that does crazy things, but knows his limits.

Although he might seem arrogant at first, Michael is a person of true quality once you get to know him.
Michael is caring, devoted, sweet, tender, and overall an amazing companion and person. You don't want to miss out on ANY Michael action. Get him while you still can!
"Look at Michael go! He's going to achieve great things in life."

"Man, I cannot believe he jumped out of that plan!" "What else do you expect from a Michael?"

"Why can't I find a great guy like Michael?"
by MartiniGarnish October 08, 2016
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A teenage white kid who is a little bitch. He probably had a crush on Kevin Durant
Bro , Warner stop being such a Michael!
by Tkmaddox23 May 11, 2017
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"Michael": "A emotionally thriving person who will always be there to help, to comfort, and protect the ones who matter most. He can be shy, but in small groups he shines. When it comes to love "Michael" is steadfast and unmovable, "Michael" is not willing to compromise love for anything. He is very active and energetic. He loves others even though he doesn't appreciate himself as much as he should. He is strong.
"Hi Michael, how are you?"
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An annoying and perverted guy who has a massive penis and annoys everyone, still he has a lot of friends and is a genuinely good person
Guy #1:You hear about that guy that hit on Jessica saying "Nice tits?"

Guy #2:He's such a Michael
by HD Blanc October 16, 2016
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Basically a guy with a dick the size of the CN Tower. Every girl wants to fuck him so hard mostly because he just broke up with his hot as fuck girlfriend. Back to the dick, always the at the first date he gets a blow job and then fucks the girl(s) for 1 hour straight, the performs an angery dragon. Michael has the nicest eyes and is very sexy. Anyone with the name Michael is known for their smarts and always has girls to Fuck
Oh my fuck look at his dick, and his eyes, oh dont forget his body. He is definitely a Michael.
by Baby oh Baby July 19, 2016
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One of the funniest kids around. That one of a kind guy that every girl hopes to find. He's honestly a babe of all babes. And he's pretty cute too.
Wow that dirty Michael really knows how to impress a girl.
by Northbae September 11, 2016
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michaels are sweet,funny guys,who can come off as irritating but their heart is in the right place they like simple easy things and make great boyfriends.they are so nice and are cool and amazing.you should never let them go.they are life long friends and if possible they will love you forever.
my boyfriend is that kid michael
wow he is just amazing
i know we have been dating for two years.he doesnt eve check ou other girls
thats like a record.you are so lucky
by mjkd November 22, 2011
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