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Perverted little Pedophilia; one who deserves to get their ass kicked
John - who's that new kid?
George - Oh, him. That's Michael. He's a Michael
Together - HA HA HA
by Corneilius Egret December 12, 2014

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A small, goodlooking guy. He's usually funny, but can go serious on certain topics. Really loves cheeseburgers, And was a camel in the before life. He brings a smile to everyones face, even if their unhappy. He has a good body, and is fashionable. Hes really sweet and a cutie. Sometimes, hes kind of vain though. :)
Aww, Michael's trying to climb that fence! Hes so little.

But hes hot aswell... Like phwoah.
by Jillian.22 January 19, 2012

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115
Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.
I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael
by emp510 August 30, 2015

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116
an ugly little hoe
Dave: "You're a bitch"
Greg: "You're a Michael"

Dave: "I think I'm gonna go home
by Johnny hernandez March 31, 2015

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117
michael/micky

is proper cool, nicest guy you'll ever talk to.
hes very modest and has got dead nice hair
he likes horses and he sends cringey edited

pictures from picnik, hes cute as fuck
horse 1 - michael is so cool
horse 2 - i know look at his canter
blacksmith - i made them shoes
by annoymous111222333 February 09, 2012

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118
The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.
Michael is the greatest guy in the planet
by Uri Nemirovsky July 01, 2011

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A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
"I totally want a Michael!"
by klassybiatch June 07, 2015

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