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A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.
"What a perv.I bet that dude's name is Michael."
by Your mom said this. December 19, 2009
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manipulating and seducing girls to like him, michael can be best described as a selfish cynical and essentially a character of sinister. Michael will have no self determination to attempt to succeed in society as he is more focused on the chase of "getting far with women" his desires are controlled by the want of sexual activity with women. He does not have respect for women and lacks the ability to tell the truth, but succeeds in hurting and replacing the truth with his lies. Michaels from my experience have many personalities problems and have a lack of commitment.
My dick needs chicks, michael is a cunt
by Jessica Smithy July 13, 2011
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Michael is a guy with many personalities. He wants to love but sometimes he's friends and even family members dont give him enough or shows him enough to actually use it on someone else. Michaels are very smart intellectual people with good taste of music, tv shows movies anything really. And they are the sweetest most whole-hearted friends or boyfriends-if he chooses to let yu have his heart. And even when he acts like a jerk or is rude around he's friends to you, he doesn't mean it. He just is constantly disrespected in front of people so he does what is done to him. Michaels are extremely special people to have in your life. They will protect you&& love you to the end. If you have a Michael, you are the luckiest person in the world.
person1-(girl) Wow im soo lucky!
person2-(girl's friend) Why?
person1-Because i have the most ahmazing boyfriend ever!
person2-Oh really thats great. Whats his name?
person1-Michael
person2-oh yeah you have an ahmazingg boyfriend im happy for you.
by Gummibear Andrews-Lindsey December 11, 2010
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A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.

However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
Wow, that guy is such a michael!

OMG I can't believe he just pulled such a Michael!
by lonewolf456709 April 02, 2010
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A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.
Guys stop being a Michael.
by InsaneShadowEscape February 07, 2015
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The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday

Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay

Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
by manny1222333 December 11, 2010
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An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 26, 2011
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