The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.
Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael.
Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too!
by JessxObscene December 10, 2010
A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.

However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
Wow, that guy is such a michael!

OMG I can't believe he just pulled such a Michael!
by lonewolf456709 April 02, 2010
A homosexual, who loves the dick in their mouth and ass, he spits the cum, swallows on some occasions! Has tried it on an airplane. Also loves horses, and hates Chinese and Asians.
Michael look at those Asians
by Mystery-Man.69 October 23, 2011
1) total ass clown 2) likes big boners in his butt 3) loves his justin beber hair!!!
hey that guy looks really gay...i think his name is Michael.
by fuzzy nerf herder February 27, 2011
Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.
God damn that kid is as crusty as a Michael!
by DMAA Research December 14, 2010
Most people say this person was amazing. BUT the truth is he is a kiss ass and he kinda really sucks. He is loud and obnoxious and everyone in his class hates him. Come to think of it everyone in the world probably hates him too.. but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those cat ladies.. He'll still have friends..kinda. But overall he sucks. And has a small penis.
i know, he's being such a michael.
by MICHAEL HATER December 13, 2010
Michael is a guy with many personalities. He wants to love but sometimes he's friends and even family members dont give him enough or shows him enough to actually use it on someone else. Michaels are very smart intellectual people with good taste of music, tv shows movies anything really. And they are the sweetest most whole-hearted friends or boyfriends-if he chooses to let yu have his heart. And even when he acts like a jerk or is rude around he's friends to you, he doesn't mean it. He just is constantly disrespected in front of people so he does what is done to him. Michaels are extremely special people to have in your life. They will protect you&& love you to the end. If you have a Michael, you are the luckiest person in the world.
person1-(girl) Wow im soo lucky!
person2-(girl's friend) Why?
person1-Because i have the most ahmazing boyfriend ever!
person2-Oh really thats great. Whats his name?
person1-Michael
person2-oh yeah you have an ahmazingg boyfriend im happy for you.
by Gummibear Andrews-Lindsey December 11, 2010

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