Camel Mumps 

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

Camel Mumps by DylMus January 28, 2020

Mumps 

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

Mumps by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

mamps 

Man cramps

Ian's mamps were so bad he could not even get out of bed to feed himself

mamps by Bdo259d4 February 23, 2018

Grapevine Mumps 

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

Grapevine Mumps by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull 

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

Mumps 

A very inconvenient disease.

Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"

Mumps by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009

mumps 

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.

Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

mumps by Pollup December 29, 2007