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I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.
by vurp May 01, 2003
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When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.
Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.
by J-cubson April 23, 2008
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Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.
by adrienne July 23, 2004
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When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.
"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"
by BlackboyT October 20, 2006
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On the morning after, when you have sex with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.
"Wait, I thought you only had sex with Emily last night?"
"No, dude, I gave her a Mexican breakfast this morning and bolted before she even knew what happened!"
by ealexander January 14, 2010
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A sexual act that occurs between the hours of 5:00am and 11:00am.
Ex: Receiving a blow job at 6am would be a Mexican Breakfast.
by Bayronjamin J. Fitzinnich January 10, 2009
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an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.
Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.
by zackmclovin January 12, 2009
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