On the morning after, when you have sex with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.
"Wait, I thought you only had sex with Emily last night?"
"No, dude, I gave her a Mexican breakfast this morning and bolted before she even knew what happened!"
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