metler 

the proper term given to somebody who listens to metal and dresses accordingly.

unlike what the townies like to say and just call ne1 who has a guitar a grunger

i listen to slipknot, therefore i am a metler

metler by hot diggity February 4, 2004

heater meter 

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

heater meter by jpg3 April 3, 2015

Fuck-O-Meter 

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

Fuck-O-Meter by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

Fuck o meter 

Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance

Fuck o meter detects zero fucks

Fuck o meter by Urban jackass June 12, 2018

Jan Metternich 

An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.

Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."

Jan Metternich by Jack McRynn December 9, 2020

metercrawler

noun; An imposter. A person or thing that claims to be something they are not. A similar but inferior brand.

The origin of this term can be traced back to the early days of the internet when individuals or companies would register similar domain names as more well established sites with the intention of increasing traffic due to typing errors.This is a practise that continues today.

One of the earliest examples is that of metacrawler which when typed as metercrawler would take you to a different site.

"Those guys wern't helicopter pilots, they were metercrawlers."

Andy: "Did you get the Baileys?"

Geoff: "No I got the metercrawler"

metercrawler by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

Cool-O-Meter 

An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".

When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".

When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.

Cool-O-Meter by foosman February 25, 2010