meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."

by justmoi August 22, 2005

meterosexual

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"

"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.

by Katy December 25, 2003

meterosexual

A guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.

The Gotti brothers. And pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meterosexual.

by SkimettlS January 10, 2007

meterosexual

A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.

Clay Aiken

by Yer mama April 23, 2004

meterosexual

one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure

"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."

by rampant c March 10, 2004

meterosexual

A man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable.

If I was meterosexual, I could thail the theven theas!

by alehar September 6, 2004

meterosexual

a meterosexual is a man who thinks hes gay, but isn't. he dresses like a gay man and tries to act like a thug.
-When wearing clothes, tries to match EVERYTHING, and wears pink.
-On the verge of being gay.

Chase-"Hey look its John, with his pink shirt and popped out collar and gay ass gatorade. Where the hell is his beer like the rest of us? What a dipshit"
Deb"Yeah, he so meterosexual"

by leibabe87 May 17, 2005