Brandon: Hey dude my its so cold, i would say i have bullet nipples but they are so hard they are metapoding.
Carlos: I know right.
Carlos: I know right.
by Yo boii niggandria (lying hoe) March 2, 2014
The act of rolling oneself tightly in a blanket so as to resemble the Pokémon Metapod. Used to gain warmth or to immobilize oneself in preparation for evolution.
My heater broke last night and it was freezing in my bedroom. I was metapodding trying to gain some warmth.
Jessie was so tired after a day at school that she metapodded and took a nap.
Jessie was so tired after a day at school that she metapodded and took a nap.
by Wevin February 25, 2013
by Roc18 April 22, 2010
Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
(1) A Pokemon that cannot learn any moves besides Harden, and tackle if you've evolved it from a Caterpie. Will evolve to Butterfree at lvl. 10
(2) A useless person who rarely moves outside his house, likes to stay in and his head is impenetrable to matters outside his computer.
(3) A "has-been." Used to go around doing physical activities, but now stays immobile and lazy. May one day become fit again.
(2) A useless person who rarely moves outside his house, likes to stay in and his head is impenetrable to matters outside his computer.
(3) A "has-been." Used to go around doing physical activities, but now stays immobile and lazy. May one day become fit again.
ex.1 "Dammit Joe you're like some kind of Metapod nowadays.
ex.2 The celebrity is now a Metapod, but hopes to one day be a Butterfree.
ex.3 "You're more useless than the time my Caterpie evolved to a Metapod!"
ex.2 The celebrity is now a Metapod, but hopes to one day be a Butterfree.
ex.3 "You're more useless than the time my Caterpie evolved to a Metapod!"
by Vincenzul October 3, 2007
by PILLOS22 March 10, 2019
The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.
"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"
by Hange Zoe is best girl October 6, 2019