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Affliction

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.
by Roc18 September 10, 2009
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Flintstoned

The state of being so high it feels like you're back in the stoned age.
Man im so fucked up right now nigga!

Yeah me too man, im flintstoned!
by Roc18 May 7, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
by Roc18 October 16, 2010
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Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis
by Roc18 November 28, 2009
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Joaquin Phoenix

A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'
Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!
by roc18 March 13, 2009
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Chiddy Bang

A fine example of what type of music should be mainstream as opposed to Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne etc.

Hip Hop group made up of Chiddy (rapper) and Xaphoon Jones (producer). Made 2 Solid Mixtapes "Air Swell" and The "Swelly Express" and are releasing their debut album "The Swelly Life" this September.
Chiddy Bang! And we're pretty much amazing!

Xaphoon you crazy!
by Roc18 August 8, 2010
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Sex Definition

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
by Roc18 April 28, 2010
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