merst 

the first words, that come from your mouth when trying not to swear

'merst! i have stubbed my toe on this ornimental sword'

merst by guybrush December 16, 2008

John Marston 

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

John Marston by Snake142 February 3, 2019

MERSTHAM 

Lovely villagey town in Surrey about 20 miles from London, surrounded by beautiful countryside. Topped off by playing host to a nice little art gallery, the Rt Gallery.

Go to Merstham to breath in the fresh Surrey air and soak up the culture at the Rt Gallery.

MERSTHAM by .l May 5, 2014

John Marston 

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

John Marston by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston 

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan

Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur

Jack Marston by Ecksd July 22, 2019

james marsters 

The guy who plays "spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

girl 1: what's with spike's white hair?
girl 2: james marsters is hott,don't cuss his hair.

james marsters by Nastaran January 19, 2006

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021