|1.||Seminary Girl 1|
The characteristics are the following:
There are two main objectives of each and every seminary girl.
1.To get married to a nice frum YU boy who preferably spent two years at Shaalavim or KBY.
2. After getting married to one of these men she will want to have tons of babies and to raise them as frum Jews while she will be is a housewife.
In order to obtain these two objectives they must go under a radical transformation during their time in Israel. They begin by accepting everything their teachers tell them uncritically and unquestioning as the word of God. They will then begin to change externally first. They will begin to wear only skirts that cover their knees and blouses that cover their elbows, also their clothing will become much more bland and dull.
Following these changes they will begin to cut ties not only with boys, but also with any girl they knew from before, unless they too are undergoing the same change. This process also includes her very own parents. She will not dissolve this relationship, but she will most likely start criticizing her mother for not covering her hair. At this point she will also delete her facebook account and hunt down all photos that she makes an appearance and have them destroyed as well.
Seminary Girl 1 "Did you see what Chaya Esther was wearing?"more...
Seminary Girl 2 "Yeah, It was disgusting, her blouse only reached her elbows adn there was a picture of a goyish band on the front"
Seminary Girl 3 "But isn't this Loshon Hara?"
Seminary Girl 1 "No, because we are only doing this for her own good"
Seminary Girl 3 "How is this for her own good?"
Seminary Girl 2 "Well hopefully if enough of us start talking about it, she will become so embarrassed that she will change her ways and become a good frum Seminary Girl."
Seminary Girl 3 "What if that's not exactly whats she wants? What if she wants to go on to an Ivy League school and receive a higher education or what if she wants to be intellectually stimulated by her Torah learning?"
Seminary Girl 1 "That's not what she really wants, for we learned that we can only fulfill our divine mission by having lots of babies and therefore the only way we can be fulfilled is by getting married to a nice frum boy who goes to Yeshiva University"
Seminary Girl 2 "It appears that we might have to do a similar intervention for you!"
Seminary Girl 3 "No please don't, I can change, I can become an ignorant frum Jewish housewife also."
|2.||Fall Out Girl|
A fan of Fall Out Boy, she has to have as many posters as possible and all of their merchandise. Fall Out Girls are like a little cult that follow Fall Out Boy. they are true fans of the band, not just fans of Pete Wentz because he is the 'hawt' one. Because he isn't it's so obvious that Andy Hurley is.
|3.||1 Girl 1 Pitcher|
An extremely mild form of the video 2 girls 1 cup. In this video. We see a girl with her arms tied and a man holding her vagina open. She then proceeds to urinate into what is usually used as a vessel to hold a beverage, which is being held by the man. She fills it up most of the way. It looks as though the urine could just be a frothy beer. The man then proceeds to move it up and hold the pitcher to her lips. She drinks deeply until all of the urine has been consumed. It can also be seen running down the sides of her mouth onto her ripped white shirt. The video ends with the man using his incredibly small flaccid penis to urinate into said pitcher, insinuating to the user there is more urine consumption to proceed.
Me: Man I had some off-brand beer last night called CAMO.
Bob: How'd it taste man?
Me: It tasted like 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.
|4.||1 girl 1 cellphone|
a video of a girl doing an act of self masturbation with a nokia cellphone
dude where is my phone? uh oh its 1 girl 1 cellphone all over again
|5.||holla back girl|
"holla back girl" goes waaaaaaaay beyond simply not being a doormat. As noted elsewhere, at it's simplest, a "holla back girl" is one who waits for the lead cheerleader to holler, before she hollers back. In Stefani's song, she's responding to someone who said some shit about her, and she's saying teling that person that she's not the type to simply holler some shit back. Instead, she's gonna deliver an asskickin' to the shit-talker. Thus, in the context that Stefani uses the term, a "holla back girl" is someone who's nothin' but talk.
An holla back girl's response to being insulted:
Girl 1: You're a bitch.
HB Girl: No, you're a bitch. And you're fat and ugly too!
A NON-HB Girl's response to the same insult:
Girl 1: You're a bitch.
NHB Girl punches Girl 1 in the face, making further commentary entirely unecessary.
In New York City like most other cities, there is the west and the east and the south and the north. Blair Waldorf, Serena van der Woodsen, Nate Archibald, all live the luxury life in the Upper East as Jenny and Dan Humphrey live the not-so-fun middle class life in the Upper West.
A certain "Gossip Girl" character tells the story of those characters. Blair the sensitive drama queen, Serena the slut but also of a heart of gold, Nate the stoner-boy who's so much more, Dan the Shakespeare and Romeo at the same time, and Jenny the ninth grader with the big boobs who would trade it all for an East sider's life.
This book is great, and the only people who will hate is are those who are jealous of the rich kids. Otherwise, you will be ADDICTED to it!!! Even one of my friends who is completely anti-book reads it!!!!
Girl 1: Hey, do you like the Gossip Girl books? I LOVE them!!!
Girl 2: No, they're all...rich and stuff. Bunch of brats!
Girl 1: Ha, yeah right. You're just being a jealous bitch about it!
Girl 2(guiltily): Fuck off!
a teenaged girl who;
wears her hair in a messy bun
wears a denim skirt with tights/footless tights and pumps
wears a personalised hoodie
talks like a snob
shops in the oracle, reading
thinks she is a sloane.
henley is a part of reading, uk, which these girls orignated from.
their parents are rich twats.
they often - but not always - go to a public school, play lacrosse etc.
Bridgette: Hello Zara, lets go over to FCUK in the Oracle and get us some t-shirts!
Zara: Oh no Bridgette, I was thinking about going over to Broad Street Mall and getting some of those personilsed hoodies - like the ones Bethany and Chloe have!
Zara: I love being a henley girl!
(all this is said in an increadbly posh and pretencious voice - even the term 'safe')