a really pathetic excuse for music.

the singer needs to learn his moustache is NOT cool.

And dress like a non faggot.
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by Riksta May 7, 2005
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Merc zone is a shitty online video game that you play in class because you get bored
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1. To own somebody over the internets in such a way to make them wish they had died irls, srsly
I'm so gonna e-merc j00r megahurtz. Bs up Cs down.
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Rather dissapoiting australian band who sound just like every other gay pop band, and are waisting valuable airtime on the radio for better bands like Jet and Spiderbait.
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by Aussie Rocker April 25, 2005
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You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.
Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.
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Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".
AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.
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When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
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