24 definitions by YoBoiHyper
person 1: jesus chrits is our lord and savior.
person 2: true, but, chrits????!! CHRITS!!??!?!??!!?
person 1: oop
person 1 (again): jesus christ*
person 2: true, but, chrits????!! CHRITS!!??!?!??!!?
person 1: oop
person 1 (again): jesus christ*
by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023
when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.
but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.
also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.
also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done
(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done
(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
by YoBoiHyper August 14, 2023
by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023
me.
a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile
Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile
Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023
The guy from Changed.
And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.
And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.
Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!
by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023
by YoBoiHyper August 14, 2023
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna play an EFPFTPSRG?
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Extremely fast-paced furry third person shooter robox game
Guy 2: Sure lolol
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Extremely fast-paced furry third person shooter robox game
Guy 2: Sure lolol
by YoBoiHyper August 14, 2023