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Memoroid 

Noun. A contraction of memory and hemorrhoid. Bad memories, as in memories that are a pain in the ass.
"I just saw my X-boyfriend and it gave me the worst case of memoroids."
Memoroid by Wreybies June 22, 2009
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memoroid 

To have a Memoriod is to not know between which state a thought and a memory is, or which one has come before the other.
I must be having have a memoroid as I can not tell if I was or am awake or asleep.
memoroid by synesthomp September 6, 2016
I get a memroid every time I remember the breakup with Heather.
memroid by ReoSaurus November 19, 2021
I have a memroid every time I think of the breakup with Heather.
memroid by ReoSaurus November 19, 2021

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026