Any or all members of the species "Meganus Zerosex", characterized by an enormous stick protruding from their anus'. Generally found rummaging around news sites looking for miniscule political topics to complain about, they may also be found wandering internet forums disturbing the locals and generally wreaking havoc.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'