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megamorph
A very cool tall, yellow, robot that shapeshifts from a transformer to a very nice looking car. He was introduced in the first “Pizazz Lizard Who’s Secretly a Totally Hot Babe but was Cursed to be a Lizard,” as a minor antagonist, the marvelous monstrosity of machinery, and is later developed into a major supporting character. He plays a large role in helping Valentine Jackson to open up by becoming his lover, eventually even having a child with the legendary Jackson. (Felony) While transforming, Megamorph likes to hype up the crowd by using his tiny robot arms to attempt to raise the roof. While commencing this ritual, Megamorph likes to chant, “ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY TO MEET THE MARVELOUS MONSTROSITY OF MACHINERY?” just about as many times as he raises his arms. Due to Felony, Megamorph and Valentine Jackson are given the opportunity to help Pizazz lizard and Prince Remi with their child! Megamorph is a cool dude who may or may not appear at your local fair and make the aesthetic videos of fireworks you took even better with his very loud and obnoxious hype train.
Person 1: Who’s that hot hunk of machinery? 😍😍
Valentine Jackson: That’s Megamorph, and he’s my man 😡😡
Valentine Jackson: That’s Megamorph, and he’s my man 😡😡
megamorph by hey sexy 🎷🌝 July 3, 2023
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026