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1.
A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.
Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
by dagrolord December 29, 2004
 
2.
The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
 
3.
Assaulting another guys dick with your own.
Tom is meating Bob.
by Teh Zaga March 16, 2010
 
4.
A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.
"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"
by orangefizzlebiz October 20, 2008
 
5.
A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.
Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!
by jewrock January 27, 2011
 
6.
When you meet someone in person that you prospected from online dating for the first time.
How was your meating from the internet date?
by chickadeepp December 20, 2010
 
7.
To be in the act of eating meat.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Not much, just gonna be meating for dinner."
by kaithewhiteguy July 10, 2014