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Michael Stivic from "All in the Family"
ARCHIE - "You are a MEATHEAD!"
by Bunker Lover December 04, 2004
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A male who drives a lifted truck, wears Tapout clothing, follows UFC, wears shades and a hat (sometimes backwards), listens to metal, has a submissive, blonde girlfriend. Some are muscular, others a twigs who act tough.
Passenger: "Who was that guy tail-gating you?"
Me: "Probably some meathead."
Passenger: "How do you know?"
Me: "It was a lifted truck with a Tapout bumper sticker."
by a_sh0pping_cart June 24, 2010
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A person who people think is dumb just because they have muscles. However the weaker people in society have no idea what kind of training and knowledge it takes to become a master physical specimen. Many weaker people say that meatheads are obbsessed with their muscles. Obsession is a word that the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
Meathead= a highly dedicated and smart person who looks for a healthier lifestyle than the fastfood eating video gaming losers that wear their sisters pants.
Examples of meathead. Police officers, Firefighters, Military, EMT's, Athletes of all kinds, Personal trainers.
by Smartmeathead January 31, 2011
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A Meat Head is a really large land whale. There is only one of this species currently known to scientists. The Meat Head has a ham on the top of its neck, in place of a head. The Meat Head can be spotted strutting up the sidewalk, with its one and only homeboy. Since the Meat Head is insulated with so much blubber, it only wears a thin sweater even in the coldest of winter days, to stay cool and prevent the ham from cooking. When the Meat Head chooses a sweater it may live inside it for 6 months to a year, or until it rots of and needs replacing. The Meat Head lives a lonely life. It spends its time alone, or with its only friend. The Meat Head will never mate. Due to its fat to muscle ratio, the Meat Head does not have the strength required to perform the necessary movements. Also, being the only one of its species, the Meat Head would only be able to produce sterile offspring, similar to when a horse mates with a donkey to produce a mule. NASA is currently studying the phenomenon of Meat Head Orbit. Meat Head Orbit or MHO is caused by the Meat Heads fat ass, it is actually so large that it has its own orbit. The Meat Head uses MHO to its benefit, capturing anything that begins orbiting it, and eating it, making his orbit stronger, and able to pull in larger objects for consumption. NASA is concerned that at the Meat Heads rate of growth, it may implode into a black hole, sucking the Earth in.
-"Holy shit! A beached whale! We should call the coast guard!"
-"Nah, that's just a Meat Head. It's actually a land whale, you can tell be cause it wears a blue sweater and has orbit."
by PirateBird March 17, 2009
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A meat head is someone who tries really hard to be ultra-masculine. This involves lifting weights, talking about lifting weights, walking with your arms out because you're so huge, looking to get in fights at bars because the ladies aren't down with you or because someone ran into one of your arms or just because you saw an emo dude with a stupid shirt. Meat heads always wear Affliction shirts or vests.

Contrary to popular opinion, being a meathead is more about how you act than how you look. Therefore, a skinny dude or even a bull dike could be a meathead, cuz they exhibit this behavior.
Look at that dude over there by the ladies restroom with the cutoff Affliction shirt, what a meat head.
by Kremlin Cole March 20, 2008
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another word for a guard at a famous hardware store in salford precinct
short fat man,weird testicles and bad feet. use to be 6ft 6 before the weight issues hence being a meat head, or wow have you seen that meat head , omg that meat head has a dead dog
by Graham Meatball January 30, 2010
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A supposedly strong person who can not complete a full sentence without slurring his words and thinking UHHH. This person has a very low IQ and is probably below the retarded level. They also think they know everything in the world when they are completely wrong. They also wear very tight shirts and do not shave. They have a tone of achne on there face and get hit on by guys. They have a very small penis and are often reffered to as mount everest. They do not shower and smell awful. They usual pick their noses and eat it for extra protein. They often play football and get injured quickly as the team's kicker while missing 15 yard field goals. They think all the girls like them but that is not true. The only time their small penises get wet is when they are in the shower.
Colby Delvecchio is a meathead.
by Shaun Dumont December 18, 2007
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