to hit with a dull thudding force
yar...you clonked me in the din
by permafrown November 04, 2004
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An awesome 2D splitscreen game.
We played clonk until the morning.
by Karvman January 11, 2007
Another word for or synonym for the word "bong". Meaning just kidding, or "NOT!". Also can be used in place of PWN3D during online gaming.
Wow, I really just clonked the shit out of that pussy ass n00b cunt bitch dick.
by JDig April 25, 2008
Clonking is the new word for Masterbating or the gay word used by homosexuals "fapping" clonking originates from Vagipe when 2 lonely guys got bored of hearing the word Fap and decied clonk was better as used by "-Upyr-" and "CGE (coolestGuyEver221"
Man im sooo hard right now im gnna go Clonk along to that girl Cookie while -Upyr- joins me :)
by CoolestGuyEver221 November 24, 2009