by permafrown November 04, 2004

a word to represent unity and friendship amongst thoses who feel excluded from modern social interactions
Clonk.
by Whiskerandough April 19, 2019

Another word for or synonym for the word "bong". Meaning just kidding, or "NOT!". Also can be used in place of PWN3D during online gaming.
by JDig April 25, 2008

Steve: “Bro, come test this clonk I just got!”
Jack: “Oof man I’m still clonked from the last lines..”
Steve: “Come on.. It’s almost clonk’o’clock!”
Jack: “Oof man I’m still clonked from the last lines..”
Steve: “Come on.. It’s almost clonk’o’clock!”
by anonymous December 17, 2019

by Karvman December 12, 2008

by bxguette October 13, 2020

Clonking is the new word for Masterbating or the gay word used by homosexuals "fapping" clonking originates from Vagipe when 2 lonely guys got bored of hearing the word Fap and decied clonk was better as used by "-Upyr-" and "CGE (coolestGuyEver221"
by CoolestGuyEver221 November 24, 2009
