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1. inf. To be inconsiderate and selfish

2. adj. So hot, sexy and/or tight it defies description and boggles the mind.

3. n. The sum of a series of numbers divided by the number of numbers.
1. He was so mean for not calling me back.

2. "I got this model chick/ She don't cook or clean/But she dress that @ss off/ And her walk is mean..." ~ Jay-Z

3. The mean of 1,2 and 6 is 3.
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1. To be cruel, spiteful, and malicious. To be ill tempered and disagreeable, difficult and troublesome.

2. To convey meaning. To indicate. To understand. The past tense would be "meant".

3. Midway between extremes, a medium.
1. Jimmy is a mean bastard, he smashed little Eric's toy flying saucers.

2. "You know what I mean, right Jenna?" asked Amy.

3.The average value of a set of numbers, is the mean.
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brah thats a mean car
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you are so mean
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Johnny Drama's definition

"Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her"
E: And I'm not searching out a girl
just to fuck her.
-Why not?
E: 'Cause it's mean.
Johnny: Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her
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A word Kiwi's use to describe just about everything that is remotely cool or interesting. Ranging from buzzy, crazy, dope, sick, kickass, wicked, sweet, nice, cool or even ok.
Almost as overused as the American's use of awesome.
Went to this new bar last night took some weird shit, got fukn ownd! Things went off the hook, it was so mean!
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that was a mean dinner / thats mean
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