me mate dave 

he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)

me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd's before they're even out in the cinema!

me mate dave by Jo Osborne April 27, 2006