mcfoogle
mcfoogle by jewrateatingbanana October 16, 2008
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jacuzzi mcdoogle
A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).
The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.
Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.
The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.
Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.
girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.
--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.
--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
jacuzzi mcdoogle by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011
McGoogle Inc
The combination of McDonalds and Google, forming the super power corporation McGoogle Inc. Poised to take over the world, they have already set up McDonalds stations across the planet. Using Google's influence to take over the internet and their policies to recruit unsuspecting people into agreeing, Google will have an army of an estimated size of 5.8 billion people. By combining with the expanding McDonalds chain, they will be able to smuggle weapons with their food shipments and arm their army to overtake countries from the inside.
Eventually, McGoogle Inc. will have full dicatorship of the world.
Eventually, McGoogle Inc. will have full dicatorship of the world.
McGoogle Inc by FighttheMcGoogle November 17, 2011
Saucy McFoodlefist
Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."
Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.
In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.
In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Saucy McFoodlefist by Vilgot Sundberg March 5, 2009