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mayuring 

Messing around on Facebook while at work, but giving the appearance of being busy.
The research assistant claimed to have much to do, but he was really just mayuring.
mayuring by Mad Dawgg May 25, 2011
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meaturing 

The practice of measuring a penis. Doesn't have to be your own.
I feel like Brendan is imagining he is meaturing everyone in the room on a regular basis.
meaturing by chelseaisdumb69 January 18, 2018
When you are masturbating and your door bell rings.
Yesterday i was masturing.
Masturing by Nauruann April 12, 2015

Maturino 

Usually referred to as M BOY or M BOY’s runs a whole town name should be on the Gonzales ball instead
Definitely not the City of Gonzales It’s the City of The Maturino’s
Maturino by Noel_23 November 23, 2021

Maturinate 

When someone, in the name of becoming more mature, sacrifices having fun.
"Since she got that new job, Amy never comes out anymore."
"Yeah, she's had to maturinate. Shame."
Maturinate by Gorrich August 6, 2023

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026