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mattyj 

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A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with brown hair and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or New Hampshire and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily because of this.
Man, you know why MattyJ keeps getting raises at White's?

Why?

Because he's doing Mr. Bona!

Well yeah...he's Mattyj.
mattyj by William Balch November 12, 2008
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Ratty matty 

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The most useless despicable character in the vampire diaries.
Hey do you know Matt

Ya ofc I wish he was dead
Ya I hate ratty matty
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matty healy 

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Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.
When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?
matty healy by Sabrina ;) March 15, 2014
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Matty Healy 

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Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.
"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"
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Matty healy 

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A rock & roll poet sex god.
He reminds me of matty healy.
Matty healy by zen May 7, 2015
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matty mullins 

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A lead singer for one of the best bands in the world, MEMPHIS MAY FIRE.
"Man, that lead singer Matty Mullins, from Memphis May Fire is a total badass!"
matty mullins by RatedMagicBman August 22, 2012
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