Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.

But is still needed to get a good job.
"Ok what's the size of the angle X ?"
"Who gives a fuck."
by 3052 April 01, 2005
A subject that the dorky kid loves
Kyle: Dang math class again
Melvin: Oh my good golly gosh I love math class.
by Speed March 29, 2005
when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?
person 1: did you do your math homework?

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.
by JST505 January 28, 2009

I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.

Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.
Everyone: Aah, we have to go learn "math" again.
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!
by Gasper November 06, 2006
The subject which, if manifested in human form would; Have very large, seething boiles dotted over its face, lack social graces, be teased and mocked and have its lunch money stolen by the far superior English.
*Scene from the wealthy Webster Academy for Essential Knowledge*

English: 'Hey Math, who you got over there with ya?'
*Math looks over shouder and sees no-one*
Math: 'I have well ... *blushes* the square root of no-one over here'
*English is being caressed by the female subjects and he laughs inwardly*
English: 'You should ask the square root of no one to the social '
*Laughs again*
Maths: 'No, my surd symbol said I have to be subtracted from school and added to my room before 1900 hours, which in 12 hour time would equate to 7pm'
English: 'You despicable subject, you don't deserve a classroom!'
*English strolls off, content with his win. He laughs, and then says three synonyms of the word synonym just to impress the girls that are now hanging off his first and last consanants*
by boombaby0014 October 20, 2006
The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!!
Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test

Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

Next Day.......

Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.

Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.

Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!
by Buttlamo April 27, 2007
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