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A subject that the dorky kid loves

Kyle: Dang math class again

Melvin: Oh my good golly gosh I love math class.

Melvin: Oh my good golly gosh I love math class.

by Speed
March 29, 2005

16

If it was easy, it'd be your sister.

Math is to porn as brain is to dick

by Mac___Carzy
September 08, 2010

17

Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone to anything about.

A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck

B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school

c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard

d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK

e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT

d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school

c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard

d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK

e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT

d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

by asstitiesasstites
March 16, 2012

18

when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?

person 1: did you do your math homework?

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.

by JST505
January 28, 2009

19

M-mentally

A-absurd

T-teaching

H-habit

I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.

Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.

A-absurd

T-teaching

H-habit

I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.

Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.

Everyone: Aah, we have to go learn "math" again.

One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.

Everyone else: That's a great idea!

One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.

Everyone else: That's a great idea!

by Gasper
November 06, 2006

20

The subject which, if manifested in human form would; Have very large, seething boiles dotted over its face, lack social graces, be teased and mocked and have its lunch money stolen by the far superior English.

*Scene from the wealthy Webster Academy for Essential Knowledge*

English: 'Hey Math, who you got over there with ya?'

*Math looks over shouder and sees no-one*

Math: 'I have well ... *blushes* the square root of no-one over here'

*English is being caressed by the female subjects and he laughs inwardly*

English: 'You should ask the square root of no one to the social '

*Laughs again*

Maths: 'No, my surd symbol said I have to be subtracted from school and added to my room before 1900 hours, which in 12 hour time would equate to 7pm'

English: 'You despicable subject, you don't deserve a classroom!'

*English strolls off, content with his win. He laughs, and then says three synonyms of the word synonym just to impress the girls that are now hanging off his first and last consanants*

Fin

English: 'Hey Math, who you got over there with ya?'

*Math looks over shouder and sees no-one*

Math: 'I have well ... *blushes* the square root of no-one over here'

*English is being caressed by the female subjects and he laughs inwardly*

English: 'You should ask the square root of no one to the social '

*Laughs again*

Maths: 'No, my surd symbol said I have to be subtracted from school and added to my room before 1900 hours, which in 12 hour time would equate to 7pm'

English: 'You despicable subject, you don't deserve a classroom!'

*English strolls off, content with his win. He laughs, and then says three synonyms of the word synonym just to impress the girls that are now hanging off his first and last consanants*

Fin

by boombaby0014
October 20, 2006

21

The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!!

Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test

Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my

grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

Next Day.......

Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I

wanted to go outside.

Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.

Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!

Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my

grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

Next Day.......

Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I

wanted to go outside.

Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.

Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!

by Buttlamo
April 27, 2007